Laziness Personified

February 19, 2008 at 7:06 pm (Insane in the Membrane)

That’s me. I am completely ravenous, haven’t eaten since breakfast, it’s now 8pm.

I have food in the fridge I can cook. Delicious food, my favourite: Bacon.

I cannot bring myself to rise my arse off the chair, take it to the kitchen and cook the stuff. Even the thought of driving for takeaway is not appealing.

Laziness personified. See? I told you!

8 Comments

  1. Jamie said,

    February 20, 2008 at 12:15 am

    I have been contemplating making pasta for the past week, but getting to the store and actually having to stand there and make it has been stopping me!

  2. JEMi @ InMyHeels said,

    February 20, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    I know a little too much about this.. more than I care to admit.

  3. Cag.Incognito said,

    February 21, 2008 at 5:19 am

    I can totally dig it. Sometimes I’m even too lazy to go to the bathroom. Pathetic, I know. But eventually I get up when I think about sitting in my own piss. Eeeeewwwww! :-)

  4. tiff said,

    February 21, 2008 at 6:04 am

    When I think about eating, I think about taking a nap instead, so I don’t have to cook. Now that is lazy!

  5. nicoleantoinette said,

    February 22, 2008 at 2:38 am

    I am insanely lazy too, but the only thing I’m never too lazy for is food! Especially bacon :)

  6. steph said,

    February 22, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Oh how I hear ya! Thank Jebus for chocolate and Le Snacks! I’d never eat otherwise.

  7. brunette said,

    February 22, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    Hah! Glad to see I’m among friends, at least!

    From the looks the hubster gives me when he gets in the door in the early afternoon and I’m still in my PJs, you’d think I’m the laziness biartch out.

    Just the laziest biartch he knows, apparently.

  8. Pepper said,

    May 5, 2008 at 12:32 am

    I think lazying is a luxury we ought to enjoy at times

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